my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo
done dissociatinhn now have a severe craving for bao
just found out that at least 2 videos i see floating around here often were filmed by the same guy in the same place in my city. idk why that makes me feel something or what the feeling is
i can easily believe most tumblr users havent had sex or kissed anyone yet but im curious to see if substance celibacy sweeps here too
do you or have you ever tried drugs or alcohol
i drink/have drunk alcohol, but not done drugs
i do/have done drugs, but not drank alcohol
i enjoy/have tried both drugs and alcohol
i have not tried/do not enjoy either
See Resultsand to clarify, when i say drink alcohol i mean a full drink and when i say drugs i mean recreationally
I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up
Doggust 2023 by Jonathan Wesslund
ime ating triscuits rn. and i feel like im gonna frow up. unsure if i want do that becayse i would feel better but also wqste triscuits :((((
im so drunk right now km probably goingn to revlog things. like david karp intended
“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.”
- The Reptile Room, Lemony Snicket
Thinking today about how as someone with major texture issues around most fruits and vegetables, it would have helped so much if someone had come to me years ago and said
Hey:
- Make it tiny
- Mix it with something Good Texture that you like
“Eat healthy!” they say, and then they show you pictures of a smiling woman digging a fork into half a butternut squash or eyeing a bowl of whole blueberries like a ravening wolf and your spine wants to crawl out through your skull at the thought of that Texture in your mouth.
But you know what I can do? Cut zucchini into paper-thin slices and cook it with noodles and marinara. Chop that spinach fine and scramble it with eggs and cheese. If I’m having a day where the thought of a grape popping in my mouth makes me nauseous, I can cut it in half. My chinese takeout gets diced into tiny pieces and mixed into the rice. It doesn’t work with everything - seeds are still a Major Problem - but the number of fruits and veg and even world cuisines that I can eat has expanded SO MUCH since I discovered this. YMMV, but it’s such a stupidly simple thing to do, and nobody ever told me.
